✧A friendly little shove.
Stay on the floating platform. Elbows out, tiny feet in. The last 70 qualify.
100 → 70 FOMO'S LITTLE TROUBLEMAKERSSMALL GUYS.
SMALL GUYS.
BIG BURNS.
Your thesis has little feet now.
100 guys push their luck through three ridiculous stages. One takes the crown. The token feels the heat.
♛ USDG prize per tournament, never more than the pool✦ Three stages
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A WHOLE LITTLE SHOWCome for your guy.
Come for your guy.
Stay for the grand final.
A five-minute lobby. A few minutes of chaos.
You watch from above; your saved @ stays highlighted.
05:00 Theses arrive · the lobby fills→3 stages Push, wobble, survive→1 crown Winner
✧02 / OOPS! NO FLOOR
That tile was just here.
The floor flashes, then disappears. Find somewhere to stand. Only 30 make it.
70 → 30The floor is actually lava.
Three stone rafts above bubbling lava. Jump the molten waves, keep your feet cool and be the last little survivor.
30 → ♛Fifteen-second breaks show who made it. Search your @, pick your little favorite and keep watching even if they get yeeted.
WHERE THE USDG GOESOne vault.
One vault.
Three good reasons to watch.
Every USDG of creator-fee income is split like this.
The winner's little payday.
Each tournament reserves a USDG prize, never more than the rewards pool. The final survivor wins the prize.
Keep the little world going.
40% goes to the treasury wallet. This share is separate from the money reserved for rewards and buybacks.
A burn that grows with the vault.
Each tournament takes 10% of the burn reserve, with no dollar cap. A $10,000 reserve means a $1,000 buyback.
FROM THE DEV WALLET. ON-CHAIN.
USDG in. FOMOGUYS out of circulation.
The vault sends the round's burn budget to the dev wallet. The dev wallet buys the token with USDG, then burns the purchased tokens. This happens in the background. The next lobby announces the last completed burn with links to the dev’s purchase and burn transactions. If confirmation takes longer, the show continues and the last verified receipt stays visible.
- 01 Reserve 10%
- 02 Send USDG to dev
- 03 Dev buys FOMOGUYS
- 04 Dev burns tokens
TRY THE MATH
Big vault. Same rules.
Examples, not live balances.
Rewards $500Treasury $400Burn reserve $100
Next round buys & burns with $1,000 USDG.
ONE @ · ONE LITTLE GUY
A little more heart.
Hold more, come back stronger. Your character gets up to three lives for the whole tournament.
Every heart is visible above their head. Lose the last one and you are out.
BELOW $1,000♥1 life
$1,000 – $2,999.99♥♥2 lives
$3,000+♥♥♥3 lives
Fall with hearts left? Your guy returns to safe ground, with a short protective glow. Hearts carry across all three stages and never refill.
Five minutes. 100 spots. Bigger holds get priority.
When the lobby is full, a new higher holder bumps the smallest holder out of the queue — with a little tumble. Equal holds keep the earlier arrival. Holdings freeze when the lobby closes.
YOUR GUY. YOUR LITTLE OBSESSION.
Put a face to your @.
Your fomo avatar, the original fomo eyes and a golden highlight.
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